How dare Scarlett Johansson so brazenly flaunt her sinful nude female body like this! The beach already has a strong enough fishy smell without a whore like Scarlett taking out her nasty naked sex organs to flap in the breeze.
Yes Scarlett certainly has a lot of nerve laying out naked on the beach like this. One can only pray that Allah in his infinite wisdom will use his mighty UV rays to give Scarlett skin cancer for this outrageous ocular assault against our pious people eyes.
For the beach should be a safe space where people can gather in our Speedos to frolic around splashing in the waves together without fear of being accosted by the blasphemous sight of a woman like Scarlett’s bare buttocks and boobies.